The Most Awkward Of Blondes

My name is Lindsay and I am radical

Anonymous said: My boyfriend always tells me to talk dirty to him during sex but I'm nervous that it will be awkward and I don't really know what to say but I also want to try it so what do I do

As long as you’re comfortable with it, you should try new things. Explore what you like! Tell him what to do, tell him what you’re going to do, or want to do. Sex is more fun when you’re open about it with each other and you’ll enjoy it much more, trust me.

sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

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Anonymous said: You're so cute I'm going to vomit

fuck I make people vomit way too often…

Anonymous said: My biggest secret is that when I was little I tried giving my sisters rabbit a bath and I didn't know you couldn't blow dry rabbits so I ended up killing the poor thing while trying to dry it off. To this day she still thinks it ran away:(

that is so sad! The poor thing, but I should probably remember that so I never blow dry my rabbit.

Anonymous said: I am girl and I kissed my straight best friend, 10 minutes later we were fucking in her brothers bed while her family was at church! It was awesome

Hahahah! You go girl!!! This made my day😂


Emma Watson represents the UN, in her role as UN Women Goodwill Ambassador, in Uruguay where she was campaigning for a higher representation of women in politics.

Emma Watson represents the UN, in her role as UN Women Goodwill Ambassador, in Uruguay where she was campaigning for a higher representation of women in politics.

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Hello it’s Lindsay again🌺

Hello it’s Lindsay again🌺

I organized!!!

I organized!!!

deadlinejon:

stunningpicture:

This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

this is the greatest basketball challenge of all time

deadlinejon:

stunningpicture:

This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

this is the greatest basketball challenge of all time

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sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

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I realized sex didn’t mean love when I let my friend fuck my brains out in the bed of his cousins pick up truck in the middle of the street, just because we “felt like it”. I still say hello to his sweetheart girlfriend who will never know how I bit her boyfriends lip and let him pull my clothes off at 3am. I realized that trust didn’t mean not believing everything you heard, when you told me to never speak to you again, although you’ll never know that I didn’t even cheat on you. I thought I would cry, but I didn’t. I realized that you didn’t need a photo for a memory, when my first love and I’s song came on the radio and I tried so hard to not scream and throw myself at the wall, because I wanted to feel some sort of physical pain rather than the emotionally trauma he caused me when you said goodbye. I gave you the fucking world, I put my heart on my sleeve for the first time and all you said was “I’m so sorry, Lindsay”. I realized that if you give someone the world, you have to make sure that it’s not the world that’s growing inside of you. Don’t empty yourself for someone who’s already full. Don’t do that.

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Well those didn’t last long

Well those didn’t last long